Recycling some old jokes, with a science theme

I like to make jokes about Chemical elements, not all the time, just periodically, to see if there is a reaction.

My first joke was going about Sodium, but I thought ‘Na!’

I ‘ve been trying to make up a joke about Cobalt, Radon And Yttrium, but it sounds a bit CoRnY.

Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. Or does he?

Schrödinger arrives at the airport security check-in, carrying a box.  The security guard searches the box. “Do you know there’s a dead cat in your box?”  Schrödinger replies “I do now that you have  collapsed the quantum superposition wave form.”

Schrödinger arrives at the airport security check-in, carrying a box. The security guard searches the box. “Do you know there’s a cat in your box?” Schrödinger replies “I do now that you have collapsed the quantum superposition wave form.”

Apparently scientists have managed to reduce a man’s temperature to absolute zero; he is 0K now.

There are two kinds of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data set. . .

 

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