As I mentioned until my Parkinson’s induced early retirement, I was a mathematics teacher. I was lucky enough to teach in two good schools, but the some of the local schools aren’t so good….
One school has a drugs problem; especially Class A.
I’m not saying it’s a rough school but the gangs go round in pairs.
I was talking to one of the teachers and he told me that he learned to speak English by listening to ABBA songs. I said ‘that can’t have been easy.’
He said ‘If I had to do the same again, I would, my friend…. Fernando.’
These jokes are mostly by my favourite comedian Milton Jones